So… I published a book!

Man, I haven’t blogged here in absolutely ages! But, I do have some exciting news, I’m now a published author! Yesterday, I took a leap of faith and published my book, Hello World onto Amazon Kindle!

You can purchase the book for only £2.56! And I would really appreciate it if you did since the book sold so far is to my cat 😉

Hello World cover 4
Grief.That’s all Neve can think about, it is the only thing she is really certain about. It dominates her life. Depressed and tormented by an unknown source, Neve is struggling to hold onto her life, until mysterious new boy Jay turns up and sets off a series of unforgettable events.

But everyone has secrets. Jay’s aren’t dirty secrets though. He won’t break your heart or turn his back on you, he won’t stab you in the back or laugh in your face. No, what Jay keeps hidden is ten times worse and slowly killing him from the inside out.

Jay is determined to save Neve from herself and show her what living really means. Neve is determined not to. After all, how many times can your heart break before it becomes unfixable?

So go on, I know you want too 😉

Revenge of the Gnomes!

So I haven’t had a chance to post in a while and this one is pretty random so brace yourselves….

Pretty random huh? Well I’m writing this purely because I have found a TV advert that I actually wish would come on telly more often…. When I’m fast-forwarding through adverts, I will actually pause to play this advet… the advert being the new Ikea one, the one with the flying gnomes….
And yes, I’m aware this makes me extremely sad… but seriously… this face…
There is one slight problem though… we don’t own any gnomes but we do own a small stone statue of two children picking flowers or something. It’s always freaked me out, especially after the first Doctor Who episode with the stone angels, but I’m certain now that freaky stuff is going on with that statue….
Random Rant: Why is gnome spelt with a g? It’s not a word I write often and although I know perfectly well its spelt with a g, I still tried to spell it with a k and stared at the screen for a good few minutes trying to work out what was wrong with the spelling… not one of my brightest moments.
Also, I tried to use a free 6 chicken nuggest coupon in McDonalds today to find out they expired yesterday… heart broken </3
(P.S. I just looked at the window to confirm what the statue looked like and I genuinely can’t see it in the garden… already barring the doors and blocking the windows.)